The School Locker Fiasco

I think for this one I'll try doing a story kinda thing.

Monday was the first day of school. And my, might I say that it was a beautiful day at that. The birds were chirping, the grass on the field was green for once and I felt like I was going to black out any second and vomit on my twitching, helpless body. You see my dear readers, I had been sick for a little over a week and I had just been ignoring it. As these things go, I felt worse and worse every progressing day. I still have no idea what I had, maybe it was the flu or someshit, I have no idea and I don't even want to know.
Also, lately I have been suffering from insomnia. It all started one night when I had a violent nightmare and I was seeing shit. Now, I'm not saying I'm scared of sleeping or anything stupid like that, it just happened to start on that night. I've been awake till like 5:30-6 in the morning.
Now all this together and waking up at 7 to go to soccer practice made Monday one of the shittiest days of my life.
Anyway, about halfway through soccer practice, our annoyingly lovable sports directors, Mr. Jackson and Mr. Healey, stopped all of the sports classes and held a...meeting.
"Over the break, Mr. Healey and I have been doing a little locker cleaning," shouted Mr. Jackson, whose voice often cracks when he speaks at anything above a whisper.
After many minutes of talking about the same stuff over and over and agreeing with themselves, the two knuckleheads finally said that they had assigned lockers.
Some people were devastated. Some people were shocked. I honestly did not give a shit and thought that the sooner they just killed me, the sooner I would be out of my misery.
Anyway, they got around to talk about "locker inspections".
"Every week, there will be a locker inspection!" screamed Jackson.
"Oh, Mr. Jackson, will there be surprise locker inspections?" asked Healey.
"Oh, Mr. Healey! What a good question! YES. There will be surprise locker inspections!"
It was around here that I stopped listening. Suddenly, an idea for a comic managed to formulate inside of my tired, abused head.
So, here you go.

The end.





Oh by the way I ended up going sick on Monday.

A Mother's Love

Hey gayboys, as it turns out, I decided not to destroy the Meatsauce. It will continue to operate as it did in its prime. I guess.
Enjoy  :)

The Last Post?

I've decided that I'm too lazy to operate the Meatsauce. Sorry. Anyway, here's a last comic. It's my birthday ya know. It doesn't really mean anything btw...

Merry Holidays or someshit

In honor of the holiday spirit, I present to you this half-assed comic!
Don't worry, I'll probably make a better one soon. I just have a lot of homework.
IM NOT A GENIE OK?

...I was having a bad day

I SCREAM

This has to be the most half assed comic I have ever made. I originally made this for the Standard, but it was rejected. What prompted me to post this on the Meatsauce was to remind myself how lazy I am and how I waste any good ideas that come to mind by forgetting to write them down or thinking that they'll take to long and then forget.

Anyway, hopefully for your sake I'll stop being so damned lazy and make some real comics, eh?

SHIRTS!!

Hey Meatsauce fans, if you haven't heard, or if you don't go to my school, my friend Patrick Lindskog (yes, that Patrick Lindskog) and I made a bunch of Meatsauce inspired shirts and sold them at a school fair.
I will post pictures of them later, but an example of one was a v-neck with a small Patrick head on the front with a comic on the back (Patrick Lindskog even came up with one).
With some of them, I even came up with an ORIGINAL NEVER BEFORE SEEN COMIC ON THE SPOT.  (In all seriousness improvisation is not that big of an accomplishment, but I'm still proud of some of them.)
Anyhow, just thought I would let you guys know the awesomeness that happened.
If you want a shirt but didn't know or think it's too late, it's not :D
Seriously though, if you would like to buy a shirt, just let me know. They can come in all sizes and colors and and come in v-neck and crew. (V-neck has limited colors :p) The crew necks are $15 and the v-necks are $20.
They are fully customizable, like let's say you want a picture of Dean with the banana or the Ultra-Mega, or even a creative new comic or drawing (leave that up to me :p)
I may even do other clothing items, like socks or someshit in the near future.
Like I said, I'll post pictures up soon :D
Just let me know if you want a shirt.
-Colin



P.S. Check mah nigg Jono's stuff! Up and coming rapper!
www.noisetrade.com/jono www.youtube.com/jonoislifetv and www.jonoislife.blogspot.com