HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I hope that you all rot your teeth :)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Sunday Request

I realize now that it's more of a request than a suggestion.
Anyway, I got tired of drawing Mr. Hooper and someone told me to draw cookie monster so here you go. I figured that it's a safe first thing.

The Adventures of Patrick Lindskog: Episode 3

I'll get that Mr. Hooper Buzzkill shit up soon...I'm just too lazy to make it...anyway, I made this. Enjoy.
P.S., Don't forget the thing on Sunday! Besides Halloween! The Drawing Thing! So tell me what to draw! Exclamation point!

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Weekly Drawing-Thing

I don't think that I have enough fans or viewers to do this, but whatever.

Starting next week, I'm going to have a weekly suggestion-thing every Sunday.

What that means is that people (you) need to somehow tell me to draw something that you would like to see (anything, just not a full length comic, please. more like just a drawing).

For example, some people may want me to draw their teacher or something, I don't know. Or maybe a pretty picture of a unicorn. Or your mom.

Just tell me what you'd like to see. Oh, and if it's something in real life, like your teacher, a picture would be nice so I have a reference.

I don't really expect that many people to actually do this...
But for the sake of the people's entertainment, as well as mine, ask me. Now.

The Adventures of Patrick Lindskog: Episode 2

Here it comes...the moment you've all been waiting for, or something.

 

TEH END

 Note: Fresh, delicious, meaty comics coming up soon. Get ready and tell all of your friends or whatever.

The Adventures of Patrick Lindskog: Episode 1

Read the earlier post. Now.
Anyway,
If you don't know Patrick, you probably wouldn't get these comics at all.

"The Delphi Standard" and Why I Decided to Make this Blog

At my school, Delphi Academy, my friend Dean decided to start a school newspaper. He thought it would be a good idea to name it "The Delphi Standard". I still think that "The Delphi New York Times" is better and more original, but whatever.
Anyway, he decided to put me in charge of comics, short stories, comics, puzzles, comics, jokes, comics, assisting with the design of the newspaper, comics, and other miscellaneous things.
I, of course, got very excited and sketched several comics which I am actually proud of. One of these includes "The Adventures of Patrick Lindskog", which stars my friend, Patrick Lindskog. I plan to make one every time a newspaper is published, in kind of a series.
Others include "The Baconator 3000", "Mr Hooper: Ultimate Buzzkill" (which stars our teacher, Mr. Hooper..), "How Delphi Got it's Name", and more.
It quickly became apparent that it would not be a good idea to publish most of these in the newspaper, being as they "aren't appropriate", "disturbing", and "morbidly obese".
This is pretty much the reason I made this blog; to make the comics on paint and publish them with total freedom.
**Note: The comics look way better when I draw them, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to make them on paint...**

Captain Obvious

Whenever I say something very obvious, my friend, Alberto, usually says something like this:


Me: "Oh lordy it is hot today!"

Alberto: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."



Or maybe something like...


Me: "Alberto! You just ate that entire banana in one bite!"

Alberto: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."


It's little things like these that totally kill my buzz. So, instead of letting it get to the better of me, I just imagine Alberto looks up to me so much that I am like some kind of superhero or something. Then I have a daydream about it. However, whenever I play out a scenario like this in my head, it never really works.


Here is a comic inspired by this.

 

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An Awkward Conversation

Recently, I have been plagued by awkward conversations. I guess that some of them are a product of my lack of social skills , but most of the time it's some sad sack who's dog just died (or some bs) who ruins a perfectly good opportunity for conversation.
This recent onslaught of awkardness in my direction has inspired me to make this comic.

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The Frustrations of Microsoft Paint

While thinking of a somehow more awesome first post, I decided that it would be a great idea to make a comic.
This ended up turning into a project that stretched into the night and ate up my homework time. Heh, "homework time".
Anyway, somehow, I scrapped the product I had originally intended on making and decided to make a comic detailing me making a comic for a blog. Which is this: The Meatsauce. Don't wear it out.

Pain

As you can see, my enthusiasm is already starting to wear out. 

The comic is sloppy because while I thought it was a great idea to make a comic showing how frustrating making a comic is, it just made me even more frustrated.

Teh First Post

I'm pretty sure that nobody is reading this, but whatever.
I created this blog for my own and other people's entertainment. I will post comics and stuff later... sorry this first post is so anal... I'm not really quite sure what to do. Whatever.