Captain Obvious

Whenever I say something very obvious, my friend, Alberto, usually says something like this:


Me: "Oh lordy it is hot today!"

Alberto: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."



Or maybe something like...


Me: "Alberto! You just ate that entire banana in one bite!"

Alberto: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."


It's little things like these that totally kill my buzz. So, instead of letting it get to the better of me, I just imagine Alberto looks up to me so much that I am like some kind of superhero or something. Then I have a daydream about it. However, whenever I play out a scenario like this in my head, it never really works.


Here is a comic inspired by this.

 

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